There's a First Time For Everything

I think I can honestly say that I've never felt this way before, but today I truly think I "woke up on the wrong side of the bed."

I have been in a bad mood since the moment I got up this morning. On my way in to work some guy said "Hello" to me in the parking lot and I punched him in the teeth. Then I went out and found some puppies and I stepped on their tails.