Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Both Sides of the Spectrum

The 2006 Razzies were also announced today, to coincide with the Oscars. I've only seen one movie in this list, and strangely it's one that was also in the Oscar list.

Worst Picture

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005) - Sony Pictures Entertainment [us]; Columbia Pictures [us]
Dirty Love (2005) - First Look Pictures
Dukes of Hazzard, The (2005) - Warner Bros.; Village Roadshow
House of Wax (2005) - Warner Bros.
Son of the Mask (2005) - New Line


Worst Actor

Bewitched (2005) - Will Ferrell
- Also for Kicking & Screaming (2005).
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005) - Rob Schneider
Doom (2005) - The Rock
Son of the Mask (2005) - Jamie Kennedy (I)
War of the Worlds (2005) - Tom Cruise


Worst Actress

Alone in the Dark (2005) - Tara Reid
Cheaper by the Dozen 2 (2005) - Hilary Duff
- Also for Perfect Man, The (2005).
Dirty Love (2005) - Jenny McCarthy (I)
Fantastic Four (2005) - Jessica Alba
- Also for Into the Blue (2005).
Monster-in-Law (2005) - Jennifer Lopez (I)


Worst Supporting Actor

Cheaper by the Dozen 2 (2005) - Eugene Levy
- Also for Man, The (2005).
Dukes of Hazzard, The (2005) - Burt Reynolds (I)
- Also for Longest Yard, The (2005).
Son of the Mask (2005) - Alan Cumming
Son of the Mask (2005) - Bob Hoskins
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005) - Hayden Christensen
- For Star Wars III: No Sith, He's Supposed to Be Darth Vader?!?!.


Worst Supporting Actress

Batman Begins (2005) - Katie Holmes
Dirty Love (2005) - Carmen Electra
Dukes of Hazzard, The (2005) - Jessica Simpson (I)
House of Wax (2005) - Paris Hilton
Undiscovered (2005) - Ashlee Simpson


Worst Director

Alone in the Dark (2005) - Uwe Boll
Bewitched (2005) - Nora Ephron
Dirty Love (2005) - John Asher
Dukes of Hazzard, The (2005) - Jay Chandrasekhar
Son of the Mask (2005) - Lawrence Guterman


Worst Screenplay

Bewitched (2005) - Nora Ephron; Delia Ephron; Adam McKay
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005) - Rob Schneider; David Garrett (I); Jason Ward (I)
Dirty Love (2005) - Jenny McCarthy (I)
Dukes of Hazzard, The (2005) - John O'Brien (XV)
Son of the Mask (2005) - Lance Khazei


Worst Remake or Sequel

Bewitched (2005)
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
Dukes of Hazzard, The (2005)
House of Wax (2005)
Son of the Mask (2005)


Most Tiresome Tabloid Targets

Tom Cruise
- Tom Cruise & His Anti-Psychiatry Rant.
Tom Cruise; Katie Holmes
- Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Oprah Winfrey's Couch, The Eiffel Tower & "Tom's Baby".
Paris Hilton
- Paris Hilton and... Who-EVER!
Ashlee Simpson; Jessica Simpson (I); Nick Lachey
- The Simpsons: Ashlee, Jessica & Nick.
Britney Spears; Kevin Federline
- Mr. & Mrs. Britney, Their Baby & Their Camcorder.


Worst Screen Couple

Bewitched (2005) - Will Ferrell; Nicole Kidman
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005) - Rob Schneider
- Rob Schneider & His Diapers.
Dirty Love (2005) - Jenny McCarthy (I)
- Jenny McCarthy & ANYONE Dumb Enough to Befriend or Date Her.
Dukes of Hazzard, The (2005) - Jessica Simpson (I)
- Jessica Simpson & Her "Daisy Dukes".
Son of the Mask (2005) - Jamie Kennedy (I)
- Jamie Kennedy & ANYBODY Stuck Sharing the Screen with Him.