Severe Cardiac Arrest Secondary to a Surprise Walletectomy

I just paid $2,000 for work done on my car, and I think I had a heart attack when the guy told how much it was going to be.

I guess it serves me right, considering that I've owned the car since 1999 and this is the first time I've brought it in to be checked out.



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