This Feels So Foreign

I am sitting at work and I have nothing to do. Literally nothing. I just asked all of my superiors if they needed any help, and all of them were so busy that they just barely lifted their heads to tell me "no."

"All" of your bosses? you may ask. There are 44 people who work in my office, and 30 of them are technically in a position to tell me what to do, ergo I have 30 bosses.